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She’s My Baby (from the “Lyrics to Songs That Will Most Likely Never Be...
she’s my baby (baby) she had arms / she had legs in her neck / she had some pegs on her tongue / she had a mohawk it made things fuzzy / whenever she’d talk she had eyes / but they were wheels she had...
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Don’t Believe Stoppin’
(Verse 1) some lonely wine and on and on their midnight livin’ in a don’t stop world he took the Detroit dice believin’ the night goin’ to roll a manhole on and on (Verse 2) searching in the movie a...
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The Night Mail Man
The night mail man don’t hold a sack, but if he held a sack – the sack would be black. The night mail man don’t spit up gin, but if he spit up gin – the gin would be thin. The night mail man don’t...
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Didn’t See the Sea
(verse 1) We were looking at the sky We were looking at the sky, We were looking at the sky, So we died, oh my. We didn’t see the sea, No, we didn’t see the sea, No, we didn’t see the sea, So we...
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She Was a Crooked Comb (a song which if ever recorded would sound a lot like...
This is a very short song (unlikely to ever be recorded) whose melody and arrangement in my head has the feel of a lot of songs on the very first Crooked Fingers album – IMHO one of the best debut...
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Angel Baby Girl (lyrics to a song unlikely to ever be recorded)
[verse 1] my angel baby has lasers / that shoot out of her eyes when she raises her head / they slice up the sky the ceiling of our world / is way too low I try to stop them but / they burn through the...
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Folk Song
cousin to enemy for the cause of six cares crashing through doves deathly hawks in the air cancel my cable for it’ll never reach there crane your neck back and swallow all the stars before you start to...
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What’s That Prove (Yeah, Man)? – (from “Songs That Will Never Be Recorded”)
I’ll take love less the world I’ll take doves less their wings I’ll stuff them with spent chewing gum serve them with pineapple rings but what’s that prove (yeah, man) what’s that prove? I’ll take...
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Super-Creepy Christmas Song
(verse 1) I danced with Baby Jesus, I danced with Baby Jesus, somewhere cold and dark, somewhere underground. We danced to the music, that haunting kind of music, that haunting kind of music that...
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